![]() ![]() #34 Is there a mirror in your bag? ‘Cause I see myself in your pants #35 We are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. #32 Do you think it’s popular here? * Yes! * Would you like to use my thighs as earmuffs? #33 rose is red Violet is ok I will be 6, if you will be mine 9. #31 Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What* You lower your head to me. #30 You remind me of my little finger because I will bump you against every piece of furniture imaginable. ![]() but you can open me #28 Let’s play Titanic! when i say “Iceberg” ? you go down #29 Do you feel offended? I can help you make you feel better. #25 Unexpectedly, but we’ve never met before? #26 Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back #27 I’m not feeling well today. #24 Do you know what will look good on you? *What* me. #22 Want to do porn? We don’t have to tape #23 *What’s your name? My name is _, but you can call me tonight. ![]() Have we had sex before? *No* then we should #21 Those pants look great on you. #19 You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight. #16 *asks your name* He calls me “truth” ? Because honestly, people can’t accept it #17 If I knew I’d be wet tonight I’m probably wearing a bikini #18 Exhale if you want to have sex with me tonight. #15 You’re the opposite of my high school homework *how?* Actually, I want you all night. #13 Are you David Beckham? because I will bend for you #14 Tonight I might be wasted But the condom in my purse is not necessary. #12 Do you know what will look good on you? hair. but below #11 I don’t wear socks And I have matching underwear. #9 You’re cute, but do you know what will make your face look better? If I sit on it #10 Do you want an Australian kiss with me? It’s like a French kiss. #3 Are you a candle? because I want to blow you up #4 Beautiful shirt! What is it made of, the material of the fan? #5 If I tell you I work for UPS, will you let me handle your package? #6 kiss me if i’m wrong But your name is Richard, isn’t it? #7 That’s good pants! If I test the zip? #8 You look like a really hard worker. #2 Well, that’s it! I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. #1 Hey, what’s your name, I gotta know what I’m screaming tonight. If you’re stuck with which one to use, these 40 Dirty Pickups are a foolproof way to get their attention and keep them going. But what if we take the role instead? What if women like us throw a pickup truck in their direction? let everyone try I challenge all women to step up their game and put a few defensive lines in the direction of the pretty guy. Most of us sit down and let men come to us. Women are notorious for being very shy when it comes to dating scenes. but it still happens Guys like your dirty pickup line. But have you tried one on a man before? Although it is not uncommon for women to use pickup trucks with men. There are tons of funny memes circling the internet with messages about bad pick-ups. Think about your own business when a guy walks up to you and leaves GOT what would be the most wonderful sentence you’ll ever hear trying to find you. ![]() There seems to be a general stereotype that men are the only ones who have ever used profanity to attract the opposite sex. Here’s how to make him yours in just a few words. Men aren’t the only ones having fun picking up at local bars. ![]()
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